Thursday, May 11, 2006

INTERESTING QUIP FOR THE DAY
It is difficult to see why lace should be so expensive; it is mostly holes.

JOKES; SOME LAME AND SOME NOT;
1. A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacks them. The mother mouse goes, "BARK!" and the cat runs away. "See?" says the mother mouse to her baby. "Now do you see why it's important to learn a foreign language?"
2. A snail, a slug and a centipede were spending a day together at the snail's house. It was decided that one of them should go out and get some drinks.The snail said, "I can't go, it will take me all night." The slug said, "I could go, but if it rains, I haven't got anything to protect me."With this, they both look at the centipede.The centipede said, "Okay, okay, I'll go," and he walked out the door.An hour passed and the centipede wasn't back yet. Another hour and still no sign of him. When another hour passed, the snail and the slug began to worry about the centipede and decided to go look for him.When they opened the front door, they saw the centipede. They asked, "What are you doing?"The centipede said, "I'm still putting my shoes on."


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