Wednesday, April 27, 2005
hansel and gretel, who were not sister and brother

here's a poem project ... done by brenda [[mi!]] and sarah cheong
hansel and gretel, who were NOT brother and sister [[title]]
hansel and gretel lost in the wood,
onli left wif a bit o food,
"omg, we're lost 4eva!"
"don't b silly, neva say neva!"
an old witch saw them and said 2 herself
"i beta get e cooking book off e shelf."
licking her lips,
shaking her hips,
she bustled around making fish and chips
outside her door,
arguing summore,
boy and girl notice her house of cheese
they ate and ate till they began to wheeze,
"cum in mi dears," e witch said thru her door.
"i've just made a meal for 4."
"but there're onli 3,
u, missy, gretel and mi!"
"nvm, children, u'll juz eat more."
at that she kicked them thru e door.
she stuffed them wif staek and turkey,
and even fed them her dog's beef jerky.
"omg, i'm so full!" they cried.
"i'm so glad ur satisfied
now go 2 bed and spend the nite,
don't let the shrieking owls gv u a fright."
trudging up e stair,
pulling each other's hair.
they slid under e blanket,
no longer making a racket.
as e children slid in2 a wurld o their own,
the sky turned frm red 2 blue roan.
giggling, e witch hatched a plan,
she realli has e shrewdness o her clan.
read on, find out her evil plan

e next morning @ dawn,
e witch found hansel sleeping llyke a new-born fawn.
"wake up, u twit and help mi look,
4 a mouse that nibbles through mi books!"
he followed her down yawning,

drooling, stretching and still slightly snoring.
"look in2 e pantry,
take as long as u savvy."
he stuck his big head in,
e witch gave a shoved him in, making a din.
she went 2 drag gretel down, but found gretel nowhere 2 b found
"nvm e little twit
she'll only fill mi up a bit.
she went in2 e kitchen,
peered in2 e microwave,
gretel crept up behind and a big push she gave.
she squeezed e itch in2 e plastic 'cave'
turning up e heat, ignoring e screams,
she placed beside the micromave a box of sour cream.
she went off 2 find her bro,
and found him in e pantry sucking his toe.

unllyke it's fractured tale,
this story has no treasure.
their treasures lay in each other,
especially when they found out they weren't sister and brother.
they ran off,
got married and changed their names
to __________ [[u no hu u r]] and james

thys poem is dedicated to ding dong,
also known as __________ [[u no hu u r]],
4 giving us inspiration for our dedication


Posted by girlosophy; at 4:16 PM




me.

brenda.
scgs.
1pe 05.
2gy 06.
horse rider.
netballer.
bandit;PERCUSSIONIST.
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23 may 1992.
13 going on 14.
14 going on 15.

loves.


schnauzy.
songkla.
stanley.
jumping.
2gy 06.
friends.
sleeping.
icecream.
watchingtv.
gossiping.
reading.
love hina.
a.i love you.
magister negi magi.
RIDING.


general wishlist.

own my own horse.
ride stanley better.
improve my jumping.
my own drumset.
learn archery.
learn how to shoot a colt rifle.
learn how to use twin blades.
go back to bangkok to ride with yijun & nat.
make the team for horse lovers club thailand.
xbox.
hp4 ps2 game.
new horse computer games.
new horse ps2 games.
new horse xbox games.
learn jap
learn arabic.
elyn's sawyer shirt.
more time.

ULTIMATE dvd wishlist.

survivor borneo.
survivor australia.
survivor africa.
survivor marquesas.
survivor thailand.
survivor amazon.
survivor pearl islands panama.
survivor all stars.
survivor vanuatu.
survivor pulau.
survivor guatemala.
survivor exile.
survivor cook islands.
love hina vol 1.
 love hina vol 2.
love hina vol 3.
love hina vol 4.
love hina vol 5.
love hina vol 6.
love hina xmas special dvd [episode 25].
love hina spring special dvd [episode 26].
love hina again [episode 27].
 cooking master boy [episode 1-52].
lost season 1.
lost season 2.
prison break season 1.
prison break season 2.

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the incredibles.
war of the worlds.
xmen 3;the last stand.
 pirates of the caribbean 2;dead man's chest.
just my luck.
she's the man.
cars.
dukes of hazzard.
rv;runaway vacation.
 superman.
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failure to launch.
 love wrecked.
scary movie.
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scary movie 3.
scary movie 4.
cheaper by the dozen 2.
the break-up.
high school musical.
happy feet.
 step up.
casino royale.
night at the museum.
 eragon.
desperate housewives season 1.
desperate housewives season 2.
desperate housewives season 3.
numbers.
grey's anatomy.
heroes.

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the black stallion's blood bay colt.
the black stallion's sulky colt.
the horse tamer.
man o' war.
the black stallion legend.
 the black stallion's steeplechase.
eragon.
eldest.
frank t. thompson's king arthur.
 the full unabridged king arthur.
love hina book #7.
love hina book #8.
love hina book #9.
love hina book #10.
love hina book #11.
love hina book #12.
love hina book #13.
love hina book #14.
[chinese]magister negi magi book #14.
[chinese]magister negi magi book #15.
[chinese]magister negi magi book #16.
 [chinese]magister negi magi book #17.
[chinese]magister negi magi book #18.
[english]magister negi magi book #11.
[english]magister negi magi book #12.
[english]magister negi magi book #13.
[english]magister negi magi book #14.
[english]magister negi magi book #15.
 [english]magister negi magi book #16.
[english]magister negi magi book #17.
a.i love you #1.
a.i love you #2.
a.i love you #3.
a.i love you #4.
a.i love you #5.
a.i love you #6.
a.i love you #7.
a.i love you #8.


cd wishlist.

tatu; dangerous & moving.
freaky friday soundtrack.
ciara; goodies.
ciara; the evolution.
gwen stefani; the sweet escape.
happy feet soundtrack.
step up soundtrack.
natasha bedingfield; unwritten.
shark's tale soundtrack.
confessions of a teenage drama queen soundtrack.
blink 182; greatest hits.
she's the man soundtrack.
fort minor; the rising tied.
cascada; miracle.
cascada; everytime we touch.
missy elliot; het set.
the veronicas; everything i'm not.
new york minute soundtrack.
raise your voice soundtrack.
american hi-fi; american hi-fi.
american hi-fi; hearts on parade.
coach carter soundtrack.
evanescence; the open door.
evanescence; fallen.
rihanna; a girl like me.
rihanna; music of the sun.
three days grace; three days grace.
three days grace; one-x.
john tucker must die soundtrack.
big momma's house 2 soundtrack.
saving jane; girl next door.
hinder; extreme behaviour.
bbmak; into your head.
bbmak; sooner or later.
m2m; shades of purple.
m2m; the big room.
kaci brown; instigator.

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