ricochet off the walls and come into my story;

hey pplz ... this is my literature skit ... i hope i can get a good grade from this. read it and tell me wat u tink. thanks. ;)

Catwoman and the Psychiatrist

Scene: Psychiatrist’s office
Characters: Psychiatrist – Cheryl Cheong
Receptionist – Brenda Low
Catwoman – Jeanette Chia
Kitty – Chim Chuan En
Prop Manager – Serene Cai/Narrator
Director – Sarah Cheong/Narrator

Sarah: Good morning/afternoon Mrs. Tan and friends.
Serene: You know who we are, so it’s no point to tell you.
Sarah: We are here to present our ‘skit’, entitled
Sarah and Serene: Catwoman and the Psychiatrist
Serene: Let me introduce the cast … *go to top*
Sarah: Let’s get the show on the road or the front of the class or
whatever
Cheryl: Who’s next, Brenda?
Brenda: There’s a person who thinks that she is a cat.
Cheryl: Ok, send her in.
Brenda: Kitty … you can come in now.
(Chuan En meows and licks her ‘paw’)
Brenda: We have some milk and fish …
(Chuan En crawls in and plops herself on the chair, Brenda leaves room)
Chuan En: Meow meow … meow meow … meow meow
Cheryl: Kitty, here’s an idea … why don’t you be an exceptional cat
And go chase dogs instead of the other way round.
Chuan En (Nods head) Meow
Cheryl: Goodbye Kitty
(Chuan En screeches and high-tails out of the room)
Brenda (Comes back into room): So???
Cheryl (Rolls eyes): Don’t ask. Who’s next?
Brenda: Catwoman
Cheryl: A person who thinks she Catwoman?
Brenda: No. She really is Catwoman … I wonder if I can get her
Autograph …
(Jeanette comes in; Brenda stands frozen on the spot. Cheryl shoos her out and sits back down.)
Jeanette (Exasperated): I have had many assistants, but all have
been horrible and get me into messes! What should I do? I’m so sick of being a superhero!!! This is a rubbish-y job! Utter nonsense!!
Cheryl: You can live without one.
Jeanette (Shocked): I CAN’T!!!! Who will gave me breakfast? Who
will looks after my hundred cats in my home and not tell anyone where I live??
(In comes Chuan En)
Chuan En: I don’t like chasing dogs! I acted like a cat to be like
Catwoman. But obviously, she doesn’t chase dogs. (Spots Catwoman) CATWOMAN!!! (Tries to hug Jeanette)
Cheryl: Ah hah!! ! Kitty can be Catwoman’s assistant!
Since Catwoman is sick of being a superhero, she can be … Cat-tastrophe, the colossal catastrophe!!
Brenda: That’s a good idea! Can I get tickets??
Cheryl: OUT!!! OUT OF MY OFFICE!!! WHO EVEN LET YOU IN?!?!?!?!?!?
Brenda (Grumble): Ok … ok
(Jeanette and Chuan En leave the room chatting)
Sarah: A few weeks later at the Esplanade
Chuan En: Ladies and … um … no guys right?? *Ahem* Ladies and more ladies! You’ve heard of the Princess of Pop, Britney Spears! You’ve heard of the Grandma of Rock ‘N’ Roll, Tina Turner! Well, let me present you with the agile, elegant new Princess of Pop, and definitely not the new Grandma of Rock ‘N’ Roll … Cat-tastrophe, the colossal catastrophe!!!!
(Jeanette sings something and …) THE END!!

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